What to do when you hear the dreaded words
If Iggy Pop is chairman of the bored, then our kids own shares in the company. Luckily for us though, the research and development department of BORED PLC has come up with a great new product to help dull-sufferers.
Launching on the market today, you can get it right here. And the best part? It’s free. Just scroll down, click, print and display.
To administer treatment, no speaking is even required – simply point to the sign whenever symptoms start to appear. This should clear any complaints immediately, and buy you at least 5 minutes of peace. If problems persist check the box for more instructions. Yes, we mean the television.